SexPress Yourself

8 responses so far ↓

• 1 abc // Jun 8, 2009 at 3:22 pm

  vacuum cleaner.

• 2 Dan the brick man // Jun 9, 2009 at 11:20 am

  a pine board and a slab of liver…

• 3 fivemgmorphine // Jun 13, 2009 at 5:53 am

  like most men…your hand and Jergens

• 4 Nick K // Jun 14, 2009 at 10:13 pm

  From what I seen in the movies , use a banana or a cucumber.

• 5 believeinyou24 // Jun 16, 2009 at 4:59 pm

  Try jacking world

• 6 laceper // Jun 18, 2009 at 3:22 am

  I have been masturbating since I was 14. The most awesome way I’ve found is to get a plastic bag (usually a sandwich bag) and lubricate it with something (my favorite is strawberry “Emotion Lotion” I found in my parents’ night stand). I stick that in between something such as the couch and its cushions. I then start thrusting my penis in and out of the lubricated plastic in between the cushions and pretend I’m having sex with a girl. You know how we guys are with being turned on by sight — well, let me tell you, seeing your penis thrust in and out of something is awesome. This also takes some of the guilt out of masturbating, since your hand never touches yourself.

• 7 bouiver // Jun 18, 2009 at 11:57 pm

  use lube and go to town

• 8 Ray J // Jun 21, 2009 at 7:01 pm

  You have two hands don’t you? You will find that this is all you need.

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