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My boyfriend and I have been going at it for almost a year now (March will mark a year) and I have yet to have an orgasm. This is something that I very much want to do, and I know he wants me to, too. I fear there may be something wrong with me or something … We’ve tried everything, oral, masturbation, whipped cream … nothing seems to work :(. He’s coming over tonight and I’m hoping to give him that as a surprise. Any ideas, help, suggestions?
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My kids are outgrowing their inflatable moon house… the air-inflated bouncer room we bought at toys r us for $250 several years ago. It’s like those big red things at carnivals where the kids take off their socks and jump around inside. Ours holds 2-3 kids.
The kids are too big for it and my wife said to give it to my sister for her little kids. It occurred to me that we could dump a bottle of vegetable oil in there and have a blast. Has anyone ever tried this?
jonny b - i’m totally serious. kids are 8 & 10 and getting over the weight limit on the thing. when i was in college we did similar stuff - i’d spread out plastic in my dorm room and we’d cover ourselves in whipped cream. also put a small kid pool in the dorm room and filled with hot water from utility closet. last but not least… often had “naked steam room” after bars in the men’s showers. we’d turn off all the lights, turn on all the showers on “hot” and sit around naked on the floor in the dark with girls from the female floor. i guess we were a kinky bunch and i miss those days. fyi, wife went to another school, prude u.
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I mean, seriously, I’ve been having regular sex with my boyfriend of 2 years but I’ve never had an orgasm. I’ve been hearing my friends talk about sex toys and stuff, one even said an eggplant or banana could give her an orgasm. Is this true about the vegetables? What’s the trick?
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Is cold bad for sperm? Sometimes we will use a cold (refrigerated) … toy or vegetable product during sex… While TTC will that be a problem? Could it damage the sperm?
sorry, really I tried to google it before asking, lol. maybe when in doubt, don’t do it! HAHAHA
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There are many types of intimate lubricants. Petroleum based sexuality lubricants; are oil based in makeup and include mineral oil, infant oils, Vaseline products, etc. Do to the system of these unsophisticated based sexuality lubricants, they cannot be used with diaphragms, and latex based products (condoms, etc.). Petroleum based intimate lubricants are too reported to cause inflammation and can annoy the vagina.
Water-based Lubes are the most secure and favorite lubricants for all situations. Typically made of de-ionized water, glycerin, and propylene glycol, they are secure to use with condoms. In addition, water-based lubricants are secure to use with sexuality toys, which are normally made of latex, silicone, or plastic.
It is rare that water-based lubricants cause inflammation, and they don’t tarnish clothing. They are safe to ingest, and they come in both flavored and unflavored varieties. They tend to dry out over prolong periods, but a little water or saliva and they relubricate in a flash.
The natural oil lubricants come from sources such as nuts or vegetables. Like petroleum-based lubes, they too tear down latex (diaphragms, condoms, and cervical caps) and mark clothing. However, they do have one key benefit over petroleum-based lubes: they don’t cause vaginal itchiness. This makes them excellent for male and female masturbation, as vaginal stimulation.
Silicone-based lubricants offer the benefits of water-based lubricants with the advantage of being waterproof, so they may be used in the bath, shower, jacuzzi, etc.Additionally, they will tend to lubricate longer than water-based lubes. Silicone will not impair latex, so they’re safe with condoms and other forms sex toy stimulants; however, it is important to note that they tend to affect adult toys made from silicone. Many people report increased pleasure with the sensation and functioning of a silicone lubricant.
Sexual lubricants, sex lubricants, anal sex lubricants, oil sex products, and sex massage oils are a class of sex toy products. These products are sure to enhance one’s sexual satisfaction, and can be used by couples or solo.
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An oil based sex lube is usually the preferred one for male and female masturbation. Usually made from natural oils, like nut oils and vegetable oils, an oil based sex lube provides the slipperiness that is needed for masturbation. They do, however, tend to stain bed sheets and can be hard to wash off of the body. Oil based sex lube destroys latex, compromising the strength of it within seconds, literally. They should not be used with diaphragms or condoms. Oil based sex lube also usually is not recommended for anal or vaginal intercourse, because the oil can coat the vaginal and rectal lining, which may result in infection.
A petroleum based sex lube is made from petroleum jelly, mineral oil, or petrolatum. With the increasing rise in condom use, petroleum sex lube sales are decreasing, because they destroy latex, almost instantly. Like the oil based sex lubes, they should never be used with condoms, and they too tend to stain fabrics, blankets, and bed sheets. Petroleum based sex lube can be difficult to wash off after sex as well. A product with petroleum in it tends to irritate the vagina and sometimes the rectum, so like the oil based sex lube, the petroleum based lube is recommended for masturbation only.
A silicone based sex lube is similar to the water based lubes in many ways. One of the best perks of a silicone lube that a water based lube doesnt offer is the fact that the silicone lube is waterproof. This makes it the perfect sex lube for sexual activities in the water. Silicone sex lubes keep their lubricating properties longer than water based lubes. Silicone based sex lube is also very concentrated, so even though it is more expensive than the water lube, you dont have to use as much. Silicone lubes are latex safe, but silicone toys may suffer damage from them.
A water based sex lube contains de ionized water, glycerin, and other ingredients. A water based sex lube does not stain and is safe for use with latex and rubber. Even though these lubes dry out quicker than other types of sex lube, it is cheaper also. A water based sex lube is the most commonly recommended type of lube by sex therapists.
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Ok here’s the thing. Im in my early 20s, i havent been that sexually active. I’ve only had sex a few times and that’s it. But ive recently started masturbating myself with a cucumber (yes i know i should get a sex toy instead of using vegetables) but that’s what i can do right now. Well…when i was using the cucumber u know where…i noticed a white substance (sticky) on the cucumber. *i washed the cucumber before use with soap* so i know it wasnt dirty. My question..was this c u nn? it had a really strong smell, white and sticky. Was it? like i said…im not that sexually experienced…and im just learning here. Thanks
i kinda of stopped..when i saw this…help
Dont think its a yeast infection for the only time i get “discharge” like this is when…i play this way…thanks
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Does anyone know how safe vegetable oils and tree-nut oils are as sex lubes? I know that petroleum-based oil lubes: 1) Can not be used on rubber or Cyberskin toys, 2) Can be irritating to the vagina, 3) Stain, 4) Render condoms, dams, diaphragms, and cervical caps useless. Some tree-nut oils are sold as massage oils so I imagine someone has done a study on the safety of the use of vegetable and tree-nut oils during sex. Anyone heard of a good study in this area? Anyone have any personal experience using a vegetable or tree-nut oil? Knowing that vegetable and tree-nut oils were safe would give people a “green” option to use during their sexual play.
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Try using the back of a spoon to stimulate your clitoris while masturbating or maybe even a large handled ladle that you can insert into your pussy.
When picking a banana to masturbate with you should use one that is not ripe preferably still green. Always put a rubber on the bananas, with the peel on. never masturbate with a banana without the peel. You run the risk of having it get stuck inside of you if you do it without the peel.
Pick a pear that is really green and hard. Pull off the stem and cover it in plastic wrap. Pushing it into your vagina tapered end first.
They are great to just roll around on or sit on and partially insert. They also work very well as a clit stimulator by pressing them in with your palm.
Any melon can work for this technique.
Watermelons (the bigger the better) are the best, cantaloupes are an easier melon to cut into and the texture is nice. however I have enjoyed a ride on a wide variety of melons. Cut a hole in the melon large enough to fit your favorite dildo. You can use a permanent marker to trace the circumference or base of the dildo. Cut the hole slowly with a small pointed knife if you desire a small hole or a large knife. It may look like a Wrap the melon in plastic wrap. Insert your dildo into the hole. Ride the melon like a horse or ride it with your legs back so that you are stretched out to missionary position. From this angle it is really easy to obtain a g spot and clitoral orgasm. I have achieved many combination orgasms from this technique because it stimulated both spots. It is not a sybian machine but it works great. You can use just a melon with plastic wrap and put some oil on the plastic and just ride it without the dildo. This technique is great for a clitoral orgasm.
Try to find a pumpkin with the stem still intact and green not brown and brittle. The longer the stem the better for this technique. Put a rubber on the top of the stem and roll it down. You can also cut out a hole big enough for your favorite dildo.
The great thing about using vegetables is that you can usually shape them the way that you like. I like to shape with a knife or vegetable peeler. You can carve out your own homemade disposable dildo. Cheaper than the real thing and a creative outlet for those sculptors out there.
I highly recommend the English cucumber variety. It is a longer cucumber with lengthwise natural ridges. Regular cucumbers are great, however pickling cucumbers usually have small spiky bumps. They feel good with a rubber if you like the little spikes. You can carve a cucumber to masturbate with but using them intact is quick and easy.
I love squash! there are so many varieties, shapes and sizes that I cannot list them all here but a good example to use for masturbation is the yellow summer squash with a crook in its “neck” it is a fun variety to masturbate with. Pick a summer squash with a longer neck, the bigger the curve of the neck the better. Lay on top of the squash so the the “neck” of the squash is inside of you and curved toward your g spot. If you have picked right you can get it to stimulate your g spot while you ride it Try squeezing it tight between your thighs as you probe yourself.
All sizes of zucchini are great for carving. The younger and firmer the zuc is the better.
One of the classic homemade dildos that women have certainly been using for centuries. Great for carving as well into the perfect dildo for you. Experiment each time you masturbate with a new carved shape. You may just find a secret dildo shape that is perfect for your pussy. You can insert carrots from both ends and get a different sensation.
Dangerous and yet the shape of the bottle is so pleasurable. If you choose to try this homemade masturbation technique be very careful and NEVER put your body weight onto an upright bottle. Use only while laying on your back or stomach and always very gently with your hand only. If you are going to use a bottle as a dildo be sure to watch out for nicks in the glass as well. Picking the perfect liquor bottle can be very rewarding. Many times after an orgasm the bottle contains a good amount of female ejaculation or cum
Popsicles are a nice icy treat and come in so many different sizes and shapes. Many couples have found out that popsicles are a great addition to the bedroom and many women already new it! I prefer the long spiral or twisting ones for insertion but they work great for cold pressure on your clitoris as well.
Lollipops are great masturbation tools and come in a great selection of flavors and sizes. Next time you are shopping take a look down the candy isle for something new to masturbate with. You will find many phallic shaped sweets at just about every local convenience store. Candy flavors your pussy for eating too.
Freeze a water bottle, pull it out put a little oil on it and ride on top of it. You can put it inside of you or just let it slide between your lips while masturbating with your fingers on your clitoris. You can also put hot water in the bottle trying different temperatures to see what feels best against your vagina. The bottles that are ribbed plastic are preferred and there are so many choices in shape and sizes. Big or small they can be very pleasurable because you can control the water temperature. You can also carefully cut the plastic off of one of the smaller sized bottles and use it as an ice dildo.
I have a plastic bar stool that has a hole in the center. It is perfect for masturbating with a dildo. I put a towel on the seat and then put my dildo in the hole. The towel helps to keep the dildo in place while bouncing up and down on the home made masturbation machine.
Take a few wash clothes or a big fluffy towel and roll them up tight. They are great for riding when covered with a soft nighty or silk sheet.
tape a spoon onto the end of your toothbrush it can be used to press against the clit.
A soft toothbrush head is essential for this technique. Also if you have a toothbrush with removable heads, having one specifically for masturbating is much more hygienic.
Feels great with the back pressed up against your clit. It is basically just a vibrator right? Use the handle to press in between your lips and against your anus
A nice rounded cap makes insertion into your pussy much easier and far more pleasurable
The handles are great for more than holding onto!
Do NOT plug it in!.
Masturbating on the toilet is one of my favorites. I like to hold my pee and then when I am about to orgasm I start peeing and then squeeze my vaginal wall muscles (kiegal) and stop peeing to allow the pressure to build. I always get so messy from masturbating on the toilet, I have to get in the shower.
Another classic homemade masturbation toy is the candle (not lit of course). Carved or used the way they are you will never look at a candle the same again. Try using just a little bit of lubrication after you cut the wick off.
Pulled back and forth between your lips will make you go wild. Masturbating with nylons, satin robes or pillows with soft silk or satin covers are great for riding as well.
Washers are not just great for getting your clothes clean. Pressing your clitoris up against the machine during spin cycle feels absolutely amazing. If you have a suction cup dildo you can put it on top the washer and ride it that way or put it on the side of the washer and back up to it. You can ride it or just let it slide between your lips.
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